1818 Dece r 25.

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Anti-Reformist. By me it shall not. Well now, if you have found logic, have not I

found patience?

Reformist. Indeed have you, and beyond all expectation.

Anti-Reformist. Good: but now is the time for the virtue to have its reward. If I

endured your evils, it was in hope of coming to the remedies.

Reformist. These you shall have I shall not grudge them to you. But this same logic:

/which/ you have swallowed it indeed most /so/ heroically: let us see whether you

have digested it.

Anti Reformist. Pah! pah! You are too hard upon me. This is more than you bargained

for: patience, yes: hard labour, not.

Reformist. Nay but it will not be labour in vain. You are impatient for my remedies.

These remedies – in what other order can they be presented to you, so proper as that

of the evils? the correspondent evils?
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